The Crown Victoria

No, not anything to do with our beloved Royal family but the extremely annoying yellow things that buzz around Manhattan. The NYC cab. Trying to catch one when you really want one is like
waiting for a Northern line train on the tube.
I had to get to the airport to get to one of my parties i host in london and do you think i could get one of those things. You'd think they would stop for a woman but nnnnoooooooo.... they couldn't care less.
My guide for you girl's who are in the same position:
1. Stick your arm out like you are recieving a pass from a Quarterback.
2. Flash some flesh.
3.Run straight out in front of one going top speed. If they hit you and you survive. You can sue!
4. Flash some flesh. Usually works